so, i would be cruising having a grand ol time listening to some nice tunes in my car. THEN all of a sudden i see a black figure cross the street. you know what it fucking is? ITS A FUCKING BLACK CAT. UUGGGH, i'm cursed!

oh no dood, its much worst than you think. I've seen like 5 black cats cross my path in like 3 months.....and its always the same way. I'll be driving, then bam! fucking black cat. its getting ridiculous. I've seriously been getting the wrost luck. EVER.

I've been arrested
I've got 2 trojans on my computer
I always some how fuck things up when ever i talk to a girl

UGGGH, fml

i swear to god, i will seriously fucking speed my fucking car up the next time i see a cat trying to cross the street. no joke. I WILL fucking kill